The contractions started last night around 7:00.
I had gone to the grocery store and it wiped me out, so I laid down for a nap while M fed the kids and got them ready for bed.
They were painless. I remember what the contractions felt like when I went into labor, and these weren’t them. These are the subtle kind. A tightening you might attribute to something else. The feeling like your stomach is dropping as when you drive over the crest of some rolling hills. I’ve had them off and on for weeks, now. No big deal.
Except, there’s another one. And another one.
Better go drink some water. Two quarts in an hour. Tightening still subtle, but still there. Watched the clock. Three minutes apart. OK, fine, I’ll call the OB. Contractions at 31 weeks? Don’t mess around. Get your pregnant ass to Labor & Delivery.
Off I go, 9:30 at night, by myself since they frown on leaving two sleeping preschoolers at home alone. Hooked up to the monitors, baby girl is hard to track because she’s having a raging party in my belly. She looks great, happy as a clam. Contractions are showing up on the monitor, not big, but 2-3 minutes apart. If I’m distracted and talking to the nurse, I hardly notice them, but there they are.
Pee in a cup, swabs, internal exams (dammit). Shift change, waiting for labs to come back. Group B strep and fFN negative. No UTI. Cervix of steel is in full effect, no changes. Doc is delivering a baby or two, wants me to stay on the monitors for a while longer. Baby is hard to keep on the monitor since she keeps moving around (so much space in there!), so I’m stuck in an odd position, trying to hold on to her tracing. Uncomfortable bed, warm room. Back is killing me. 2:00 in the morning, tired and want to go home. Finally, doc comes back. Another exam, all is well. I can leave.
Diagnosis: Irritable Uterus.
Treatment: None. Stay hydrated. Take it easy. Tell us if they turn into real contractions. Most likely course of action? Suck it up, see you in March.
Oh, I’m irritable, alright.












